My childhood friend's girlfriend is a 5G internet addict. She recently pestered him to play along with a trending meme she saw online:
"Zhu Yu, you're a year older than me. Why didn't you come see me when I was born? Don't you love me?"
My friend chuckled helplessly and played along. When he turned around, he noticed his reserved and traditional uncle present, so he asked:
"Uncle, how would you answer if someone asked you that?"
His usually stern uncle replied: "I did go to see her."
"Not only that, I even held her when she was a baby."
As he finished speaking, his gaze gradually settled on me.
